Will someone tell our government that you can’t legislate high asset prices?

As it stands now, the US Federal government is the only significant buy of risky assets in this country, and without as well. Not only is it the only buyer of these hyper-inlfated and hasteningly depreciated assets (read as wealth reducing), it is now trying to force bubbled assets up in price. This is absolutely absurd. Who’s in charge up there. The housing market was on an unsustainable and destructive bubbliciously unrealistic tear. The bubble popped, and prices are correcting. Let me say it again – prices are CORRECTING. They are returning to where they should be, the are not dropping from where they should have been.

With the very strong possibility of a US auto industry bankruptcy (pre-packaged or not, somebody is going to get stiffed), combined with what will most likely be a $70 billion plus bailout – don’t believe that $25 billion number any more than you can believe Treasury Secretary Paulson in public – this country is going to be a little strapped for cash. We still have the commercial real estate crash to deal with, the insurance industry will have their hands out, and the municipalities are bleeding badly. For those not familiar with my stance on Paulson, see “Is Paulson to be trusted, or is this Bush Administration Shock and Awe, 2.0?”, Reggie Middleton asks, “Do you guys know who you’re messin’ with?“, and “Reggie Middleton says don’t believe Paulson: S&L crisis 2.0, bank failure redux” – Yeah, I think the man “stretches the truth” to congress and the public every now and then, but to give him a little credit, no more so than Bush, Rumsfeld and those WMDs.

Take a cursory scan of Bloomberg.com’s home page and you will see nothing but good news to lighten your weekend:

European Stocks, U.S. Futures Drop as Metals Fall, Economy Concern Widens

Payrolls in U.S. Probably Fell by Most in 26 Years as Recession Deepened

General Motors Chief Says He’d Accept Strict Conditions on Federal Bailout

Trichet Under Pressure to Give Deflation Plan as Rates Get Closer to Zero

Merrill May Be Toughest Test for Bank of America’s Serial Dealmaker Lewis

Pimco Sees Pound Bottom as BOE Cuts Rate to Lowest Level Since Churchill

Kerviel Loses Bid to Question SocGen Chairman Bouton in Trading Loss Probe

India Broadens Security Alert to Include Government Buildings, Refineries

Cisco, Dell Risk Losing Sales as Bankruptcies Flood Technology Gray Market

Galaxy, Olam Buy Back Debt as Collapse in Asia Bonds Drives Yields to 28%

••Murders Rise in Obama’s Backyard as Recession Crimps Chicago Police Hiring

Canada Economy Sheds 70,600 Jobs, Most Since 1982, on Manufacturing Slump

So, what happens when you try to artificially manipulate this correction, through administrative or legislative means? You make a big, fat, hot mess that is much worse than what you started with, that’s what happens. See Paulson Considering Plan to Revive Housing by Driving Down Mortgage Rates:

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is considering a new plan to reduce mortgage rates in another bid to revive the U.S. housing market, a government official said.

The Treasury, which already has a program to buy mortgage- backed securities issued by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, could step up those purchases to drive down interest rates on some loans to 4.5 percent, the official said on condition of anonymity. The plan is preliminary and could change. Now, I’m not an expert or anything, but wasn’t this the impetus of the calamity in the first place? There used to be this urban myth circulating when I was in college. If you had a real bad hangover from partying the night before, just throw down a couple of shots of overproof rum and you will totally forget about the hangover the night before. It appears as if Paulson is a believer. Don’t get me wrong. I make my money from unwise central banker decisions, worldwide (see “My Investment Style“). If Paulson keeps it up, I might as well start test driving that new convertible Maserait Gran Turismo S. Since I am a humble man from working class roots, I’d be quite satisfied with my Chrysler mini-van, in exchange for some fiscal prudence and practical foresight from my government. Unfortunately, I don’t think it will happen, at least not in the short term and in the vein that I think is most practical. Then again, what the hell do I know? I just called this malaise with 100% accuracy from the very beginning (see performance).

If the followers of my blog think my peformance has been impressive over the last year and a half, just wait until this Global Macro Experiment really starts to kick in. You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet! In an attempt to avoid taking the proper medicine for the last two bubbles blown, the central bankers around the globe are huffing and puffing, inhaling and exhaling (quite hard, may I add) in a concerted attempt to blow the MOTHER OF ALL BUBBLES). My team and I road the last bubble up, we’re riding it down (and documenting it meticulously in real time through this blog via 20 page research reports) and trust me, we will take full advantage of the mess the central banker made (is making, won’t stop making). The revolution will not be televised. No need to fret or worry. I will continue to manipulate this new media and medium to blast the truth to all who want to, or wish to hear it.

Asset prices must be allowed to correct, and the insolvent must be allowed to fail so the solvent can continue and investors can have confidence in the market pricing mechanism. Thus far we have no investor confidence, and as for the insolvents -well the walking dead are all over the place, and I’m talking some pretty big bodies.

It is not as if asset prices are not going to fall anyway. You cannot legislate, or admistrate high risky prices in a market based economy (that is, if we still have a market based economy – the socialism is creeping). Yes, the government buys everything risky from everybodey else, but what about the 2nd transaction? In order for prices to maintain that level or rise higher, someone must make a purchase at an equal or higher price. It ain’t gonna happend for at least a decade, and that may be optimistic.

The deliberations come as President-elect Barack Obama pledges fresh action to help American homeowners, and follow a $600 billion initiative announced by the Federal Reserve last week to buy mortgage debt. Mortgage applications surged by a record last week and the average rate on a 30-year fixed-rate loan dropped to 5.47 percent, the lowest level since June 2005, the Mortgage Bankers Association said yesterday.

“Lower mortgage rates will allow households to fortify their balance sheets, and we will likely see consumer spending come back a little quicker than it would otherwise,” said Mark Vitner, a senior economist at Wachovia Corp. in Charlotte, North Carolina. At the same time, “it’s not going to be an instant panacea for what ails the economy,” he said. Maybe, and maybe not. Lower monery rates also spur imprudent speculation when taken to the extreme, and this can be considered extreme. Mortgage rates are ALREADY flirting with historical lows, so I really don’t think rates are the problem. Imprudent financial behavior and low savings and real investment rates coupled with sparse real income is the problem. Hey, instead of dropping rates to a 100 year low, let’s keep them at a 98 year low and try to spur employment and productivity. That way people can actually pay their debt service and buy assets the old fashioned way, work for it.

While lowering mortgage rates to 4.5 percent would allow most homeowners to refinance into a cheaper loan, far fewer will actually qualify, said Rajiv Setia and Nicholas Strand at Barclays Capital in New York.

Originally published at BoomBustBlog.com and reproduced here with the author’s permission.